disqualify


v. to soil one’s underpants.

(“to sh-t yer shortz”)

past tense: disqualified
the act of disqualifying: disqualification
tom was trying to sneak a fart out of his -rs-, but ended up disqualifying.

“man, i was in the back of my chevy necking with my girl the other night and attempted a one-cheek sneak. i started laughing so hard i disqualified on the spot.”

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