Distraction Cake
something pleasant which draws attention from a situation which could be awkward or embarr-ssing for those involved. distraction cake originated in british teen dramedy “skins” where emily fitch produced a delicious chocolate cake, seemingly from thin air, in order to remove attention from naomi campbell who was being heckled about her s-xuality – presumably as an act to show her undying love.
cook: i know the cure
naomi: the cure for what?
cook: it’s my c-ck
naomi: what the h-ll are you talking about?
-awkward glances and laughter-
emily: hey look what i made! (produces delicious distraction cake)
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