Distribation
1. when a mail man/women m-st-rb-t-s while delivering mail.
2. when a mail man/women m-st-rb-t-s and proceeds to -rg-sm into the mailbox of the receiver.
3. when a u.p.s. man/women delivers a package then proceeds to directley finger/or jack of the receiver.
ups man: i have a package for ms. seduction.
ms. seduction: oh, perfect timing i was getting lonely.
ups man: well thats my job a a distribation officer.
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