Ditch Fucker
the act in which the grilfriends family is home and you can not have s-x in the house, so you find the nearest ditch in a soccer field and f-ck the woman there lasting a grand smacking total of 7 minutes.
“d-mn your parents are home”
” we can go to the fields, i know a great ditch”
-7 minutes later: man creams all over the women’s wide v-g-n- and leaves-
that is a ditch f-cker
nasty country girl (highly likely skag wh-r-) who’s stank you don’t want in your car, so you toss her in a ditch and most likely -ss to mouth her. you have to take off and leave her in the ditch for it to count. (helps if you bust in her eyes so she can’t see)
q: how was the cottage?
a: i was so f-kn loaded that i grabbed a ditch f-cker
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