ditch monkey


the lowest pecking order of social cl-ss. someone who wouldn’t hesitate to snort a line of cocaine off a toilet seat while giving a b-m a hand job.
“if that worthless ditch monkey didn’t smell like urine and heroin farts, i would offer to buy him a meal.”

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