Diversion
a program created by the government to help “troubled teens” who find themselves in a position to getting a charge against them. to keep them “out of the court” the kids are accepted into a diversion program. through the whole thing, the government, the teens and the parents waste a whole lot of time and whole of tax dollars, ameliorating absolutely nothing. when getting a ticket would have been a better option in the first place.
teen #1: dude, did you hear? that girl told us for denting mailboxes?
teen #2: oh, dont worry dude, we just got diversion.
teen#1: ohhh nooo!
teen #3: duuuude, im just gonna go to court, like a smart kid.
a distraction.
bob sagget: look up there! it’s a bird! it’s a plane! it’s a diversion!
bob f-ggot: where?!
facebook.com
facebook is the best diversion since mysp-ce.
the official version of what really happened to di
i have my suspicions regarding that diversion. no, i bleave that diversion, don’t ye?
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