Divine Cock Block
(n.)1. a divine c-ck block happens when you get c-ck blocked by one or a series of multiple supernatural events that could have never happened with out divine intervention.
2. god is mad at you and refuses to let you have s-xual intercourse.
ex1.
guy 1: yo that girl from the bar last night took me back to her place and we were hooking up and when we went to have s-x i couldn’t get it up.
guy 2: no way! a divine c-ck block!
guy 1: why god, why?!?!?
ex2.
guy 1: man you wouldn’t believe what happened last night!
guy 2: what happened?
guy 1: last night i was hooking up with jess and when i got up to get a condom and transport plane’s cargo door opened up while flying over my house and a cow crashed through my roof and crushed jess!
guy 2: wow! if that’s not a divine c-ck block then i don’t know what is!
2 more definitions
when the whole universe and through coincidences has a unsuspecting person c-ckblock you a single or multiple times.
person 1: yeah i brought this girl with me to the movies with my best bud, but she ended up having more in common with him and he c-ckblocked me without even knowing.
person 2: that some divine c-ckblock man.
when the person you desire to have s-xual relations with would rather love jesus/g-d.
girl: after i asked him to hook up he told me that he didn’t need it because jesus already loves him.
friend: you totally just got a divine c-ck-block.
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