Diviocentric Theory
diviocentrism is the astronomical model in which the earth and planets revolve around a stationary div at the center of the solar system. the word comes from the greek (δτζβ div “divjawnbawn” and κέντρον kentron “center”). the idea has been theoretically applied in the fields of being late, repeating stories, and wondering what happened last night.
all things exist because of the great djb. when he sleeps at night wheels of time temporarily suspend. diviocentric theory dictates this to be true.
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