divorce weight
the target weight of a woman who is or will be back on the market. to estimate (in lbs) 1.5 x weight at marriage (or use her actual weight while married) then subtract 2 x her age at divorce. e.g. a woman married at 120 lbs (maxed out at 180 lbs) and got divorced at 40. divorce weight=(1.5 x 120)-(80)=100lbs
wow that chic looks 10lbs short of healthy – she must be at her divorce weight.
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