Dizzy Spider Monkey
the male lies on his back fully errect, the female spreads her v-g-n-l lips, as if to resemble the wings of a spider monkey, spins around in circles real fast till shes dizzy then attempts to pounce on the males member, if she misses it could result in alot of pain for each partner, but thats the risk u take to try and pull off such a maneuver
we went back to my place and she performed the dizzy spider monkey
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