DJ Clue


someone who always f-cks up a song that you just downloaded off the internet. says annoying things in the background of a song.
yeah! this songs the sh-t! desert storm!
someone who shouts over popular club hip hop songs and then calls it a remix. also known as dj get a clue. pollutes p2p networks with his cr-ppy versions of songs.
dj clue clue clue…brand new remix remix remix…featuring jay z jay z dmx dmx desert storm what what what…
some r-t-rd from mtv (that i think got fired recently) that ruins songs.
yo yo yo this is dj clue aka dessert storm live from the 718
kanye west wit da new college dropout cd. cop dat join its hot. holla back
a dj from new york. dj clue was born in jamaica, queens and began mixing tapes. he has been f-cking up songs by putting all the information about the song in a reverb voice and needlessly putting “desert storm!” and “new sh-t from dmx/ja rule/ll cool j/ jadakiss/etc”. his “remixes” are what you almost always get in p2p
ruff ryders: world war iii
“yeah. the world famous. dj clue. desert storm. the great ones. part three. f-ck’em all. i’m gonna get rest in peace. mn timberwolves. rest in peace dog.(20 second pause—->) y’all know how we do. strictly new sh-t. you know run this. kna’mean? act like you want it. new sh-t! ruff ryders! snoop dog! jadakiss! scarface! yung one!

start the song already! 55 seconds of bull-sh-t so i can hear him scream desert storm at the worst possible moment? g-d wants humanity to suffer!

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