Djambazostatus
djambazostatuses are facebook status updates that are potentially misleading, open-ended, and/or confusing, posted so as to amuse the uploader.
person a-did you see that djambazostatus he posted?
person b-yeah, it potentially mislead/confused me.
person a -d-mn you djambazostatus! you’re an unwieldy word for an unwieldy problem!
example 2:
alexis marky: thinks she wants to…..
dave: rob a bank?
ann: talk to some trees????????
jake: sing a song to a homeless person?
logical cynic: thinks she wants to post a purposefully ambiguous status update so as to confuse people and create a string of illogical responses?
january 17 at 11:06pm
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