dkm
acronym for “don’t kill me”. often used when somebody says something that somebody else finds really funny, alluding to them ‘dying’ of laughter.
sometimes used sarcastically.
genuine:
guy 1: “dude my mom’s so technologically impaired that if you gave her a baseball bat and told her to ruin my computer, she would beat the keyboard to death.”
guy 2: “hahahaha dkm”
sarcastic:
guy 1: “dude, that new technoeurosailorscenecore band from woodbridge is the sh-t! they’re such excellent musicians!”
guy 2: “yeah o.k. lol dkm”
dkm is an acronym for dropkick murphys.
dude! did you know that dkm just released another alb-m?
dkm is sh-te
omg dkm released another sh-te addon! bas is so much better
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