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• Rule # -14

  don’t m-st-rb-t- while at your grandmothers house. unless u live with your grandmother, then it’s ok. granny: “hey jimmy, why the funny face? eat your dinner.” jimmy: “just a sec.” granny: “are you masturbating?” jimmy: uh… -c-m shoots up and hits grannys face- no… granny: rule # -14!

• ruler eyes

  trait possessed by a person likely sp-wned from shallow gene pool whereby a standard 12″ ruler may be placed between the eyes without touching either orb. whoa, that rev. jackson has ruler eyes. any farther apart and he’s a flounder.

• rulw

  deliberate typo of “rule” to give it a wonderful slurred feeling. t-dawg: i rulwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

• Rumpled Dork Skin

  something you call somebody when you want a grilled cheese and your friend’s sister’s friend makes it but you don’t know her so you call her a rumpled dork skin and you don’t eat it “no i’m not eating that rumpled dork skin made it!”

• rump out

  making out with another’s -sshole “hey, you want to go rump out?” “no, that’s disgusting.”

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