DNS
acronym for “does not simply”
one dns walk into mordor
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domain name service. usually a server that runs on port 53 to convert ip names to english words.
64.233.161.99, the cl-ss b ip resolves to www.google.com.us. (note: all domain names end with their country code. “.us” (dot us) is the default domain name for unspecified countries.
dead n-gg-r storage, as popularized by quentin tarantino’s pulp fiction.
ain’t no f-cking dns here, mang. better call the wolf.
do not sh-g. a an obscure yet fundamental branch of man law usually enforced by friends and other people that have your back.
there are 2 levels of dns:
catagory 1: the most common application. do not sleep with the aforementioned unless drunk and intoxicated, which gives you a ready-made excuse if your friends call you out.
catagory 2: indefinite. any kind of s-xual encounter with this person is heavily frowned upon, and is likely to result in ridicule. designed to stop you from sleeping with a heffer or duff when you’re lashed and feeling h-rny. a person may also be a catagory 2 if sleeping with him/her would cause waay to many problems/trouble, e.g. your best friends boyfriend/girlfriend.
tom: “i heard becky is coming to the party tonight.”
josh: “as long as you’re careful bro, she’s a cat. 1 dns. she only looks good after half a bottle of vod”.
tom: “don’t worry about me dude, i’ve got this!”
josh: “haha, it’s all you man.”
(adj, v.) drunk n stoned. a discreet acronym to describe a state of mind, or act thereof, of getting sh-tfaced on alcohol and stoned as b-lls on weed.
“torrey can’t come to the phone right now, he’s dns.”
the acronym for dank nuggets, however, used more as a word meaning “good,” “cool,” or “sweet”
1a. also, it can be modified with new different words, but convey the same meaning. (i.e. dsl=dank sausage links)
those mashed potatoes your mom made last night were dn’s… i was high though, so it was all good.
1a. did you see that girl’s -ss? it was straight up dsl!
short for dense nuggs. in other words, a highly packed bag of (usually) high-grade marijuana that is not at all fluffy.
“that kid’s got some dn’s”
did not start. where one registers for an event, such as a race, but does not compete in said event.
after weeks of training, and even getting to the race venue, having the flu resulted in her being a dns.
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