Do I look fat in this dress?
the question that every woman will invariably ask of their significant other atleast once. she is fishing for a compliment and the correct answer is always no. do not say yes unless you enjoy sleeping on the couch and pulling your own pork for a month.
“do i look fat in this dress?”
“absolutely not, you s-xy beast, you.”
asked by that fat pig you’ve been porking, when the answer is obviously yes. if you say yes, however, you will never tap that -ss again, ever.
her: do i look fat in this dress?
you: who let the pig out? snort snort snort snort. who let the pig out? and so on…
the only response is :
ahhh h-lllzzz no girl!
otherwise yo’ in the sh-t.
if she looks fat, tell her she looks f-ckin fat. don’t lie just to get s-x. if that b-tch is fat, then dump her and go for something hotter
b-tch: “do i look fat in this dress”
you: “yes baby you do, you so f-ckin fat come give me a bl-w j-b or else i’m gonna go to the brothel tonight!!!”
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