Do me (band)
a non-s-xual term referring to the way a band kid asks for -ssistance from fellow band kids to put on his or her jacket as part of their uniform. the jacket itself is very difficult to put on by itself because the zipper is on the back. unless you are a freak of nature, you need help putting it on. this ritual of the doing normally begins with a band kid half in the uniform turning around as they say “do me”, the band kid leans over as the second band kid takes their quivering hand and slowly zips up their jacket. once this is done, the band kids parts ways to do other people.
band kid 1: hey band kid 2, “do me (band)”
band kid 2: -zips up jacket-
band kid 1: thank you! -walks away-
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