do the johnny
to do the johnny is to ‘keep walking’, as per the slogan used by the iconic johnny walker whisky brands. the phrase refers to the act of continuing to walk a distance that would be otherwise traversed via a more efficient means, with the journey being the product of (often drunken) time mismanagement.
1: “bro, i dont think there is another train…the next bus is in 3 hours..”
2: “f-ck, looks like we are going to have to do the johnny, and keep walking.”
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