Doan
the word used to describe s-xuality in men. it is deprived from the latin root “do anian”, which means to be in top shape.
my, my, wendy if you saw how doan i was, you would be rolling the floor in your own pool of siliva.
something that f-cking idiots say when they have nothing better.
after posting really ignorant sh-t on the internet, lincoln told everyone “doans you later.”
s-xable in a completely manly way.
the world’s greatest pickup line: you are looking so doan today!
an -n-lgesic for backache pain containing the active ingredient, magnesium salycilate.
because of the belief that backaches were -ssociated with the kidneys, doan’s was originally marketed as a “mild diuretic for the kidneys” since the 1900’s.
for nagging backaches, take doan’s.
group of crazy -ss friends who just dont give a f-ck what other people think and go f-cking crazy
girl 1: did you go to that party last night?
girl 2: no, why?
girl 1: cause the doan’s were there and they were f-cking crazy. they were lighting sh-t up
girl 2: d-mn, wish i went!
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