w*nking into a sock
i was out on the pull last night but didn’t do well so went home and had to do it dobby style instead
the first guy to come over and bang your wife or girlfriend during hard times or after breakup. the tomsula sports a signature thick black mustache luring unsuspecting women in hopes of a unique “riding” experience. that tomsula thinks he’s hot sh*t, but but i just knocked up his daughter.. and i have aids. welcome […]
an old persons name a guy who is scary a guy who doesn’t let any guys near his daughter who is probably called samera one day a guy will come and take his daughter and he won’t like it. that guy tahawar needs to relax and take a step back
- reverse jack sprat
thin girl, fat guy relationship based on nothing but mutual admiration. i’m in a reverse jack sprat, and my lady needs a kevlar vest. any recommendations?
- california bunion ride
an act of intercourse where the man has the girl in a randy orton-like submission (usually preceded by an rko) whilst placing his fungus-infected toes inside all of her orifices. usually done without the presence of lubricant, and often transitions straight into interco*rs* with a flaccid p*n*s. “yo, i was so drunk last night, i […]