Dock Bumpers
fake b–bs which obviously look fake.
too round, high and oddly sp-ced on the chest it is apparent these b–bs have calcified into hardened blobs.
touching them is reminiscent of the hard foam dock b-mpers used when tethering boats to keep them from banging against the dock or moorings.
check out abbey’s new dock b-mpers. she’s so proud of them but they feel so fake when you give her a hug.
nice dock b-mpers on tiffy, huh? i’m sure they set her boyfriend back a few paychecks.
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