Dock Surfing


when you (out of boredom) scroll your mouse over to the doc on an apple comuter and surf on the icons back and forth so the icons make a wave.
i was so bored yesterday, i found myself dock surfing.
docksurfing; extreme alternative sport, not for the faint hearted. heavily influenced by skate & surf culture, with elements of punk and hip hop. some degree of danger involved, wipeouts commonly resulting in knee and ankle injuries, and in one particular case permanent brain damage. the good news is there are no fatalities ….. yet!!!!
“clarence & i went dock surfing the other day, it was awesome.”

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