doctors excuse
a handy printable doc-ment that can get you out of life’s most horrific situations
“yo bro — i need a doctors excuse because i went on a booze binge this weekend and missed three days of school. know where i can get one?”
“yeah brah, just hit up bestfakedoctornotes.com and print one out.”
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