documentation
the photos taken during a night of sin that “doc-ment” all of the less that glamourous moments. these may include random drunk dancing, any shirt malfunctions resulting in b–b loss, dress mishaps ending with bare -ss being visible to the public eye.
as your friend gives a random guy a lap dance sn-tch out a camera, click a picture and yell “doc-mentation!
what jay needs before he will stick his phatty slammer in her nice tw-t.
“if she had doc-mentation i would f-ck her”
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