dodge master


a master of dodging incoming objects such as fists, rocks, sports equipment, and other projectiles. unfortunatley, when a dodge master thinks that they will never be hit, they find themselves on the ground.
ha ha!! i am a dodge master!!! no one will ever hit m… wham!!!
beastmaster, pimpimal, beastimal
holy cow, did you see that animal?
it wasn’t an animal bobby, it was a dodge-master

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