a person with a jacket with a point on the hood.
that man is a dodie-head.
- tree tr*mm*ng
a strange event that occurs once a year on the second weekend of december. during the act of tree tr*mm*ng extended families gather together at a place of meeting and sing off tune christmas carols except for those named lisa and christina, eat popeyes chicken and many sweets, do a strange ritual known as white […]
- take a joke
when a b*tch doesnt know when to shut up and get out their heart over a funny topic god, take a joke for once
- simple c*ck sock
the male equivalent of a basic b*tch. a simple c*ck sock is a f*ckboi who faps to conversations among fellow f*ckbois about sports they’ve never even played except their 0-12 high school team or the occasional pick up game. the simple c*ck sock likes to talk the talk but sucks soft serve *ss sh*t when […]
- sugar blessings
the hot, delicious, sugar-glazed pockets of circular dough widely known as krispy kreme donuts. these donuts are well known for their ability to: ~beckon you to their conveyer belt to watch these tasty angels be sugar coated and fried ~possibly car wrecks when the hot sign is on in order to receive a free donut […]