Does the Pope shit in the woods?


this is a sarcastic answer to a question with an obvious answer of “yes.” taken as a combination of the similarly-intended ones, “does a bear sh-t in the woods?” and “is the pope catholic?”

by the way, i’m catholic.
do i want an abita turbo dog? does the pope sh-t in the woods?
another answer for the obvious, “obviously.” made famous by steve martin in his “wild and crazy guy” hit record from the seventies.
in philosophy you remember just enough to screw you up. you learn the important religious questions, ‘does the pope sh-t in the woods?’
phrase used to answer a question that has an obvious “yes” or “no” answer. made famous by carl johnson (cj) of gta: san andreas.
caesar: you wanna make some money?

cj: does the pope sh-t in the woods?

caesar: why you keep askin’ me that, holmes? i told you, i dunno. where the holiness does his business, is his business.

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