doesn’t come to my birthday parties
an answer to give when someone asks you if you know of a certain celebrity, or general vip, but in all honesty you’re clueless. a nearly desperate way to salvage some cool about not being in the know.
person a: hey, did you hear the new lady gaga single yesterday?
person b: nope . . . whoever she is, she doesn’t come to my birthday parties.
person a: what a surprise.
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