dog at the beach
similar to “out of sight, out of mind”, but slightly more insulting. refers to someone who is your best friend/romance when with you, but seems to forget your existence when not in your company. came from a trip i took to the beach with my dad and our family dog. i asked if the dog remembered going to the beach when he was a puppy. my dad said, “he probably remembers being here before when he’s here, but when we go home, he doesn’t remember coming to the beach.”
bill is really sweet and attentive when i see him, but he never calls or emails me. he’s a total dog at the beach.
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