Dog handler
a dog handler is a human who likes to grip, fondle and then swallow a large juicy sausage vended on the street corners of major us cities. often, handlers like to enhance the taste of their throat filling meat feasts by spurting sticky yellow mustard up and down their length.
as a demanding dog handler i must shoot my mustard all over this meaty length. i can’t wait to get it down my throat. goodness, what a hot and delicious whopper it is.
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