dog lady
1. noun: a childless, usually single female who has one or several dogs and treats them as surrogate children, referring to herself as “mommy”.
2. noun: a female dog-owner who insults parents of actual children by insisting that caring for a dog is as difficult as raising a human child.
3. noun: a woman who has a gift for interacting with animals, but has difficulty with human social interaction.
4. noun: a woman who consistently bores others with unsolicited anecdotes about her pet’s behaviour, propensities, or illnesses.
dog lady: “oh, peekie kept me up all night whining. it’s as hard as having a baby!”
sane girl: “actually, it’s nothing like raising a baby! i cannot leave my baby in the backyard all day while i go to work. shake your head, you stupid dog lady!”
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“can you believe it? that stupid dog lady spent our whole business lunch talking about little peekie’s f-cking hernia operation. then, out came the christmas pictures!! i just about went medieval on her sorry dog lady -ss!”
a lady in the orange park country club that looks like a mana with a huge -ss dog that gets her computer guy to come over while her husband is away so that she can get free s-x.
the dog lady called me over to fix her pc and there was nothing wrong with it.
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