when you’re so drunk you inappropriately touch a dog.
man 1: you were so drunk last night!
man 2: i know, i was dog nonced.
a term used to describe a person that has a tendency to be intense, ridiculous and/or extreme. used as an adverb for people who say/do something shocking. guy 1:”i’m gonna creep up to my friend and act all gay in the middle of the night just to check his reaction” guy 2:”now you are being […]
lots of emails, too many even, inundating an inbox. please stop sending me emails, my outlook is facing inboxundation.
fear of your mother in law my mother-in-law gave me pentheraphobia
- safety spell
an obviously incorrect attempt at typing a questionably difficult word to ensure spell check verification. 1: i read your correspondence. corsersrf 2: doesn’t that sentence need some punctuation pncntlbss (:safety spell)
used by illiterate instagram commenters to express reaction or mutual agreement to a certain subject or topic. person 1: wen u go to the barber shop and you forget your money but dont tell the barber until after the cut person 2: omg lol truuuuuu 😂😂👌👌✋✋💯💯💯😂✋😂✋👌