Dog Rash
the sh-t that is left on the ground or sidewalk after picking up after your dog.
guy 1- man you’ve got some serious dog rash there.
guy 2- tell me about it. mitzi, my four legged friend, ate something that didn’t agree with her and now it’s squirting out her -ss. hey do you have a paper towel? this sh-t is seeping through my fingers.
guy 1- that’s sick man. just spread it out really thin across the sidewalk. hard or soft that’s what i do.
guy 2- what?
guy 1- yeah, it drys a lot quicker spread out and then i don’t have to carry a bag around all the time.
guy 2- gross! you should pick up your dog’s sh-t.
guy 1- what!? look at all the dog rash around here! obviously i’m not the only one.
from the language coined at staffordshire university; a word to describe something negative, replaces usual swear words with something more acceptable in public while remaining somewhat strange yet usable.
person 1: man, i’ve got an exam tomorrow for 3 hours
person 2: dude that’s total dog rash
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