Dog Shit

what i’ll vote for if it runs against bush in 2004
1) something that is worthless and of inferior quality.
2) fecal excrement left by a dog.
(at the annual town chili festival)

judge: “alright frank, we all know that you are a chili genious. you have made the best chili in town for two years already. no doubt that this will be your third year.”
frank: “indeed sir, this is my latest recepie that i sure hope will make everyone’s taste buds dance and sing! go on, have a taste!”
judge: -gets a spoon and tastes frank’s chili- -gags in disgust- “why i am very sorry frank, but this chili is utter dog sh-t.”
frank: “whaaat!?”
old lady: “hey you frank, have you seen my fido around here? he’s a large great dane and i have had a history of trouble keeping him on my leash. i am very sure i saw him right here. in fact, i even saw him climb up onto your stove and take a cr-p in your chili while it was still cooking!”
judge: -suddenly feels very sick and loses his dinner all over the ground-

mark h. urbandictionary author since february 2004.
main ingredient of chicken mcnuggets, along with d-mn pork, beef, rat, and the rest of the sh-t shoved into those sh-t-ss cakes.
billy: ma, this is dog sh-t!
mom: but billy, aren’t chicken mcfuggets your favorite?
billy: -shoves some nuggets up his -ss-
mom: wtf?
dog sh-t.. something that every f-cker has trod-in..
“oh steven, iv just trod in dog sh-t, oh nevermind whats new”
especially unpleasant.
derek: “have you heard the new streets alb-m – i love it!”
clive – “are you kidding, it’s double dogsh-t.”
when someone, especially on an online game, is speaking a language besides english. it is referred to as dogsh-t.
a person is speaking russian and you have no idea what they are saying. so you say “stop speaking dogsh-t”
simple plan is synonymous with dog sh-t.
“dude! i just saw dog sh-t in concert!”
“wow, you’re cool…”