Dog Show


a gathering of or conversation between several girls, usually the unattractive or doggish type. men, forever objectifying, rate or judge the dogs based on appearance and personality.
dude 1- ‘hey brad, theres a dog show about to start behind you.’

brad- “true man, i saw a few thoroughbreds walk through the door not too long ago. i’m feelin’ real judgmental tonight.”

situations of absolute chaos and madness, that always seem to co-ordinate and synchronise, where you still manage to end up top dog.
someone jumped in front of the train again. then everyone starting puking all over the train. i was delayed for 30 minutes, but was only 5 minutes late for work, and made the meeting in time, but sweating my t-ts off. what a dogshow!
feeling a guy’s crotch while hooking up to check the size of his package and/or arousal state. inspired by the technique performed by dog-show judges to -ssess structure and functionality.
dinner didn’t go so well, but after the dogshow i thought i’d give him another shot.

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