when you scrub your dog on a hardwood floor to clean
me: mom we don’t have anything to clean with. i guess i don’t have to do it!
mom: don’t be silly! use the dog sponge
a shorter abbriviated version of women for lazy people who don’t feel like saying the entire word bc haha just yea lol dang that womth lookin gucci todayyyy
- whitney problem
an unnecessary problem that someone creates in their mind in order to maintain a certain level of drama in their life. she claimed that when multiple people started asking her out, it was a burden. when in reality, it was just a whitney problem.
a man who is loving caring and brave tries to make sometging out of nothing and loves everbody “if tellist was the world i would have rocked it”
this is someone who shouts yeet a lot and is a very cool kid. yo this kid man hes bare shabih’ing it with the yeet.
- circ de soiled
when you attempt to perform an acrobatic maneuver and accidentally soil yourself “you know when you flipped over the arm of the couch to go to the bathroom, yeah, i think you circ de soiled yourself.” “i tried to do a flip to impress beth, but i ended up sh-tting my pants when i hit […]