Dog Worshippers
people who give human names to their dogs, take their dogs everywhere they go (especially ‘dog friendly’ restaurants), enroll their dogs in ‘doggy daycare’, and basically believe their dogs are their children when in reality they are animals that, when given the chance, will eat their own sh-t.
the smith family are dog worshippers. they do not have kids of their own. oh lemme check that, they think their f-cking dogs are their children and treat their mutts better than most humans with whom they come in contact.
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