dog


a small woodland creature named for its creator, g-d. the reason it is spelled backwards is because it is a very evil creature, and some say its backwards. its head is also backwards. the main reason it is so evil is because it will steal your left sock while you are sleeping. it will also take your regular alpacas and your sushi alpacas. watch out! you have been warned. make a ring around your bed of right socks full of parsnips to ward them off. good luck.
wake up! a dog is stealing your left sock!

willow lansing

the best friend ever known to man!!!always there for you no matter what….

dog – someone to cuddle when your human is away

my cute little shih tzu, chewie

a very cute brussels griffon

lok at the dog jane and d-ck

dog found

spotty.

yeah. thats love.

lucy on the deck

a b-sset hound! ^-^

lizzy: guard of the actions figures

reindeer molly!

dog

billy in a bucket

my dogs

redneck dog

thomas ….he has ‘the wolf complex’

the flopmeister

rudy pwns all

copper my sheltie

petie, the little rat b-st-rd….

charlie fluffy puppy

jackers

rio’s eighth world wonder

licorice being shy.

my parent’s dog. his name is pepper.

this is my dog.

tucker

my siberian husky

gyyyyyyy

my dog april on a railroad bridge

chihuahua

rufus – olde english bulldogge

lager – beagle

ivy – german shorthaired pionter

why?

this is my dog (dawg!) posing for play b-tch.

what an odd-looking dog.

a yellow lab

this is a dog with a white pumpkin on his head.

sweetest thing in the whole wide world

lacey, harley, and zeus

my dog bert!

dog

shylo

buffy driving

panda pup! :]

zimbler

rocky the boxer

my dog, sam

my dawgs

steve the dog (humor him, would you?)

big head

stinky the big white dog and zara

my dog is cool.

molly the poodle

lilly the yellow lab

sadie the dog
not a cat.

gotta love blackadder.
“definition of a dog: not a cat” = baldrick, blackadder iii (british comedy)
man’s best friend, next to tv.
hey, your dog is blocking the screen!
a guy who hits and runs, as in he tells girls what they wanna hear to get in their panties and as soon as he gets the p-ssy, he’s gone. unable to commit to one woman. dog.
paul is a dog. don’t date him!!!
1. any four-legged, pack hunting, carnivorous animal of the genus canis. yes, i consider a wolf to be a dog, because the common house dog, canis familiaris or canis domesticus is a bred-down version of canis lupus, the modern wolf. makes a good pet, as they are intelligent, curious, and as i have earlier stated, a pack animal, and therefore easily suited to life with a family of many people, or fewer.

2. what you call a close buddy.
1. peta can suck my nuts, dogs, and every other pet, usually (90% of the time,) have a better life in captivity than in the wild, as a matter of fact, if it weren’t for human captivity, we wouldn’t have canis familiaris as we know it today! lick my -sshole, peta!

2. hey dog, you got any homwork tonight?
human best friend! we must learn how to be sincere from the dog.
i respect the dogs more than humans.
n. friend of the same s-x, usually male. derived from the members of the dogg pound. pl.: dogs
how’ve you been, dog? long time no see!
mans best friend,comes in all shapes and sizes,always hungry,don`t talk back, constantly listening for the word bye-bye,wont ever p-ss up a back scratch
fee fee loved to go bye bye,and then have one of the nieghbor dogs push her home.

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