Dogbirded
the opposite of catfish. when a person is lead to believe a false ident-ty, but in reality they get more than what they had bargained for.
did you hear how dave got dogbirded?! the 5 he thought he was talking to turned out to be a 10! waaayy out of his league!
or
mark finally got to meet the girl he had been talking to online. turns out she was a celebrity looking for an honest and loyal man.
#catfish #10
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