Dogcard
when some one puts their face way too close to yours and it makes their nose look huge, like those photos of dogs sniffing the camera they put on birthday cards. the phrase can be used as a way of warning someone they are invading your personal sp-ce, or maybe just as a loving observation by a couple.
1) dude, your kinda dogcarding me right now and its creeping me out.
2) aww you look so cute when you dogcard!
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