Doggie Depression
what happens to dogs, who don’t like their names.
maria the chihuahua: what’s the matter with taco he seems so down all of the time.
jose the chihuahua: he’s suffering from doggie depression.
maria: why?
jose: you would be too if you were named after a fast food.
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