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dogism
dogism is a religion inwich one follows the code of the dogs. wich is simple “if you cant eat it and you cant f-ck it, p-ss on it.”
i follow dogism… why did you think i p-ssed on my homework? it isnt s-xy…. and it tastes like sh-t!
by doggyfluff^^ october 26, 2009
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