Dognity
what dog owners must remember all their lovely pets have. it is the canine equivalent to dignity. you should respect your pet’s dognity by not dressing him/her up in froufrou clothing, or by putting booties onto their feet, or by pushing them around in a doggy stroller, as any of these activities strip them of what already little dognity they have left after being manhandled every time they get a bath.
that poor dog! her owner puts clothes on her and then prances her all around the neighborhood with no thought at all towards her dognity. i bet if she had opposable thumbs, that dog would kill herself.
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the canine equivalent of dignity.
martin: is that the easter bunny or is it eddie?
niles: oh dad, can’t you spare that poor animal for just one commercial holiday? these humiliating outfits must deprive him entirely of any true sense of dognity.
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