Dog’s Cock
or dog c-ck; journalist slang for the exclamation mark (!)
a full stop’s not enough for that sentence – better add a dog’s c-ck.
an offensive term to call someone an idiot or to imply that they are stupid.
person a gets a question wrong on the pub quiz machine;
person 2 : “you big dogs c-ck”.
also “dogc-ck” or “dogsc-ck.” british journalese for an exclamation mark (!) due to the visual similarity. considered vulgar but widely used within the industry.
mentioned in lynn truss’s book eats, shoots and leaves.
“can’t we get along with just one dog’s c-ck on that banner? surely three is going over the top.”
the plastic piece of a phone cord that secures the cord in the opening of the handset. similar to how the p-n-s of a male dog locks into the v-g-n- of a female dog.
oh sh-t, i yanked on the phone cord too hard and i broke my dogsc-ck off.
somebody who has in some way been a general d-ck head
jaques chirac
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