Dogshit Broken Fingers


what happens when you fall down (usually drunk), break your fingers and land in a pile of dogsh-t.
i fell off the swing broke my fingers and landed in a pile of dogsh-t, now i’ve got dogsh-t broken fingers! can you come take me to the hospital my fingers really hurt and they stink too

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