dogstacles
dogs that become obstacles, impeding your movement through a room, building or other location.
i would have arrived more quickly but there were many dogstacles blocking my path.
when a dog becomes an obstacle.
i tripped over a dogstacle in the dark.
combination of ‘dog’ and ‘obstacle’. when your dog lays down in your path – usually when you are carrying something heavy and don’t see him.
i fell over that dogstacle when i was moving the shelf down the hall.
a doggy obstacle: you trip over your black lab sleeping in the hallway when you get up to pee in the middle of the night.
you: dude! what happened to your face?
me: i stubbed my toe on a dogstacle last night and fell into the piranha aquarium.
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