dogsturbation
when a male dog licks his package until the red rocket appears, with or without -j-c-l-t–n.
oh no, fido, not here! no dogsturbation in front of the mother in law! in your cage now.
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when you smoke a joint using a page of the bible as rolling paper man…i smoked the best bible joint last night.
- non-stander
any female. given this name because the inferior gender cannot take a p-ss standing up. go eat a d-ck non-stander! i hate when you sh-t on me for being born without a y-chromosome!!!
- cartophiliac
someone who steals shopping carts and returns them to the store for a reward. walking home from the pub, the captain found a shopping cart from a grocery store two miles away – the longtime cartophiliac couldn’t resist a hike in the snow.
- Glarkpatik
a word used when smoking marijuana. when someone takes a big hit and while exhaling the smoke they burp at the same time. hence, burping smoke out of your lungs. dude i just took the biggest hit and did a glarkpatik! did you just see that glarkpatik?
- Doin 1 Thing
a phrase used mostly in philly. it means “pop” or “the bomb” or “super awesome”. – yooooo bruh ! this weed is doin 1 thing !!