dogwank
the act of arousing and satisfying your dog (or cat), by gently rubbing their genitals with your fingers (or tongue if you wish) while sitting on the sofa watching an episode of eastenders.
“so what did you get up to last night?”
“i stayed in a gave rover a good old dogw-nk before letting him lick his j-zz off my hand and face”
a useless, unreliable, human specimen who lets you down, uses you and is completely rubbish
men are total dogw-nk
a dog having a w-nk. sometimes for prolonged periods of time if they don’t have b-lls
sarah: “harry’s having a dog w-nk in the middle of the garden”
emma: “serious? dude that’s top!”
sarah: “nah”
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