Dohment
one of those slap your forehead moments when you realise that you’ve just done something incredibly stupid.
the moment when something “dawns on you” and “the penny drops.
a dohment is when you realise that you’ve put the baby outside and tucked the cat up in the cot for the night.
or
a dohment is when you wonder why the lawn isn’t looking any better then notice that you haven’t engaged the lawnmower blade.
a moment in which you have only on appropriate word in which to fill the void, “do’h”
boy 1; ready for that exam?
boy 2; -pauses- do’hment!
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