Doin a Hopkins
the act of tucking your fallous in between your legs, shaving your p-b-s,then drawing a line to create the illusion of a v-g-n-.
this is followed by logging on to a social networking web cam based site, and letting a pervert m-st-rb-t- to your newly shaved mangina.
when said pervert is finished, you expose your previously hidden member, to shock the pervert into feelings of guilt and shame.
hey man, i just done a hopkins, yeah that pervert loved jackin off to my shaved pretend crease.
yeah i love doin a hopkins
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